Well, folks, that’s it. The Police just played their final gig—now it’s all over. It was a good 30 years while it lasted, even if 20 of them were spent on hiatus.

A live double DVD/double CD set (The Police: Certifiable) will be released in November, so that’s something to look forward to, but otherwise, forget it. I suppose it’s better than a new mediocre Police album with Sting-penned ditties about Jesus, but out of DEVO, Roxy Music and Genesis, someone better put out a new album pronto, or I swear, I’ll turn into a Pussycat Dolls fan. I’m serious.