In the tradition of the terrible “This Is Holroyd” song (listen to it here), I present to you the “Faulconbridge Theme Song”…
Looking out of my cottage
I wonder to myself
What makes this place so quiet?
What makes it work so well?
It’s a wealth of history
There’s almost culture
You can really settle in
So let’s take this chance
To come together
And shout “Faulco for the win!”
Chorus:
It’s a place where nothing happens
It’s a spot to settle down
Less deadbeats than Katoomba
A jewel in the Mountains’ crown
Bringing old and aged together
Its greatness is no lie
We moved here to retire
Faulco’s where I’ll die
Now we’re in the new millennium
Though we’re living in the past
We don’t have room for wogs or blacks
Not even a half-cast
We’re culturally homogeneous
We’re whiter than our sheets
So let’s keep it true and oh-so-pure
And take it to the streets!
Yeah!
[Chorus]
Built around the highway
With an attitude so tame
In a lull, it’s dull and kind of bland
And always…
Just the same!
[Chorus x2]
We moved here to retire
Faulco’s where I’ll die
Mmm-mmm…